Ho! Ho! Ho! (Who'd Be a Turkey At Christmas) letra

Sitting here on Christmas Eve with a brandy in my hand
Oh I've had a few too many and it's getting hard to stand
I keep hearing noises from my fireplace
I must be going crazy or the brandy's won the race

And I keep hearing ho ho ho, guess who's here
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho ho ho, surprise, surprise
The bearded weirdy's just arrived

Ho ho ho, guess who's here
Your fat and jolly friend draws near
Ho ho ho, surprise surprise
The bearded wierdy's just arrived

On my roof there's snorting sounds, and bells inside my head
My vision's blurred with colour, and all he sees is red
There's a pair of large sized wellies coming down my flue
And the smell of burning rubber, oh is filling up the room

Elton John - Letras

• Bite Your Lip Get Up And Dance
• Cage The Songbird
• Can I Put You On
• Donner Pour Donner
• Elaborate Lives
• Fascist Faces
• Heart In The Right Place
• I Know Why I'm In Love
• I'm Your Man
• Love Her Like Me
• (Gotta Get A) Meal Ticket
• (I'm Gonna) Love Me Again (feat. Taron Egerton)
• 16th Century Man
• 20th Century Blues
• 5th Avenue
• A Dandelion Dies In The Wind
• A Dream Come True
• A Good Heart
• A Little Love Goes a Long Way
• A Little Peace
• A Simple Man
• A Step Too Far (feat. Heather Headley & Sherie Scott)
• A Town Called Jubilee
• A Woman's Needs
• A World In Spanish
• Abide With Me
• Across The River Thames
• Act Of War
• After All (feat. Charlie Puth)
• Ain't Nothing Like The Real Thing
• All Across The Havens
• All Quiet On The Western Front
• All That I'm Allowed (I'm Thankful)
• All The Girls Love Alice
• All The Nasties
• All The Way Down To El Paso
• Always Love You (feat. Young Thug & Nicki Minaj)
• Amazes Me
• Amen
• American Triangle
• Amneris' Letter
• Amoreena
• Amy
• And The Clock Goes Round
• And The House Fell Down
• Angel Tree
• Angeline
• Annabella Umberella
• Another Pyramid
• Answer In The Sky
• Are You Ready For Love
• Baby I Miss You
• Bad Side Of The Moon
• Ball And Chain
• Ballad Of a Well-Known Gun
• Ballad Of The Boy In The Red Shoes
• Basque
• Be Prepared
• Beauty In The Bones (feat. Jimmie Allen)
• Belfast
• Believe
• Bennie And The Jets
• Better Off Dead
• Between Seventeen And Twenty
• Bid Dipper
• Big Man In a Little Suit
• Billy And The Kids
• Billy Bones And The White Bird
• Billy's Bag
• Birds
• Bitter Fingers
• Black Icy Stare
• Blessed
• Blue Avenue
• Blue Eyes
• Blue Wonderful
• Blues For Baby And Me
• Blues Never Fade Away
• Bohemian Rhapsody (feat. Queen & Guns N' Roses)
• Boogie Pilgrim
• Border Song
• Born Bad
• Born To Lose
• Breaking Down Barriers
• Breaking Hearts (Ain't What It Used To Be)
• Burn Down The Mission
• Burning Buildings
• But Not For Me
• Calling It Christmas
• Can You Feel The Love Tonight?
• Can't Get Over Getting Over Losing You
• Can't Stay Alone Tonight
• Candle In The Wind
• Candle In The Wind 1997
• Candlelit Bedroom
• Candy By The Pound
• Captain Fantastic And The Brown Dirt Cowboy
• Carla/ Etude
• Cartier
• Chameleon
• Chapel Of Love
• Chasing The Crown
• Children's Song
• Chloe
• Choc Ice Goes Mental
• Circle Of Life
• Claw Hammer
• Club At The End Of The Street
• Cold
• Cold As Christmas (In The Middle Of The Year)
• Cold Heart (PNAU Remix) (feat. Dua Lipa)
• Cold Highway
• Come And Get It
• Come Back Baby
• Come Down In Time
• Conquer The Sun
• Cottonfields
• Country Comfort
• Country Love Song
• Crazy Water
• Crocodile Rock
• Crocodile Rock (feat. Nelly Furtado)
• Cry To Heaven
• Crystal
• Curtains
• Dan Dare (Pilot Of The Future)
• Dancing In The End Zone
• Daniel
• Dark Diamond
• Day Is Done
• Dear God
• Dear John
• Dick Barton Theme
• Did Anybody Sleep With Joan Of Arc
• Did He Shoot Her?
• Dirty Little Girl
• Dixie Lily
• Don Quijote
• Don't Go Breaking My Heart (feat. Kiki Dee)
• Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me
• Don't Stop
• Don't Trust That Woman
• Dreamboat
• Ducktail Jiver
• Duets For One
• Durban Deep
• E-ticket (feat. Eddie Vedder)
• Earn While You Learn
• Easier To Walk Away
• Easy As Life
• Ego
• Eight Hundred Dollar Shoes
• El Dorado
• Elderberry Wine
• Electricity
• Elton's Song
• Emerald
• Emily
• Empty Garden
• Empty Garden (Hey, Hey Johnny)
• Empty Sky
• Enchantment Passing Through
• England and America
• Every Story Is a Love Story (Aida)
• Fanfare
• Fanfare/ Chloe
• Fat Boys And Ugly Girls
• Feed Me
• Finish Line (feat. Stevie Wonder)
• First Episode At Hienton
• Flames Of Paradise
• Flintstone Boy
• Fools In Fashion
• Foreign Fields
• Fortune Favours The Brave
• Freaks In Love
• Free And Easy
• Friends
• Friends Never Say Goodbye
• From Denver To L.A.
• Funeral For a Friend (Love Lies Bleeding)
• Georgia
• Get Back
• Get Close (feat. The Rolling Stones)
• Get Out (Of This Town)
• Ghetto Gospel (feat. 2Pac)
• Give Me The Love
• Give Peace a Chance
• Go It Alone
• Go On And On
• Go Out And Get It
• God Knows (A Bit Of Freedom)
• God Never Came There
• Gone To Shiloh
• Good Morning Freedom
• Good Morning To The Night (feat. PNAU)
• Goodbye
• Goodbye England's Rose (Candle In The Wind)
• Goodbye Grandma
• Goodbye Marlon Brando
• Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
• Grandma's Song
• Grey Seal
• Grimsby
• Grow Some Funk Of Your Own
• Guiding Light (feat. Foy Vance, Ed Sheeran & Keith Urban)
• Guilty Pleasure
• Gulliver
• Gypsy Heart
• Hakuna Matata (Cast Version)
• Hard Luck Story
• Harmony
• Have Mercy On The Criminal
• Hay-Chewed
• Healing Hands
• Heartache All Over The World
• Hearts Have Turned To Stone
• Heavy Traffic
• Heels Of The Wind
• Hello, Hello (feat. Lady Gaga)
• Hercules
• Here's To The Next Time
• Hey Ahab
• Hey Armadillo
• Hey Papa Legba
• Hier Encore
• High Flying Bird
• Highlander
• Ho! Ho! Ho! (Who'd Be a Turkey At Christmas)
• Hognuts Blues
• Hold Me Closer (feat. Britney Spears)
• Holiday Inn
• Home Again
• Honey Man
• Honey Roll
• Honky Cat
• Honky Tonk Women
• Hoop Of Fire
• Hour Glass
• House
• House Of Cards
• How I Know You
• How's Tomorrow
• Hymn 2000
• I Am Your Robot
• I Can't Go On Living Without You
• I Can't Keep This From You
• I Can't Steer My Heart Clear Of You
• I Can't Tell The Bottom From The Top
• I Cry At Night
• I Don't Care
• I Don't Have a Day
• I Don't Wanna Go On With You Like That
• I Fall Apart
• I Feel Like a Bullet
• I Get a Little Bit Lonely
• I Guess That's Why They Call It The Blues
• I Heard It Through The Grapevine
• I Just Can't Wait To Be King
• I Know The Truth
• I Love You And That's All That Matters
• I Meant To Do My Work Today (A Day In The Country)
• I Must Have Lost It On The Wind
• I Need You To Turn To
• I Never Knew Her Name
• I Saw Her Standing There (feat. John Lenonn)
• I Should Have Sent Roses
• I Stop And I Breathe
• I Swear I Heard The Night Talking
• I Think I'm Going To Kill Myself
• I Want Love
• I Want More
• I'll Never Have That Chance
• I'm Going Home
• I'm Going To Be a Teenage Idol
• I'm Still Standing
• I'm Your Puppet (feat. Paul Young)
• I've Been Loving You
• I've Got 2 Wings
• I've Seen That Movie Too
• I've Seen The Saucers
• I’m Not Gonna Miss You (remix) (feat. Glen Campbell)
• Idol
• If It Wasn't For Bad
• If The River Can Bend
• If There's a God In Heaven (What's He Waiting For?)
• If You Could See Me Now
• If You Were Me
• In Neon
• In The Hands Of Angels
• In The Morning
• In The Name Of You
• In The Summertime
• Indian Maiden
• Indian Sunset
• Into The Jungle
• Into The Old Man's Shoes
• Is It You
• Island Girl
• It Ain't Gonna Be Easy
• It's a Sin (feat. Years & Years)
• It's All In The Game
• It's Getting Dark In Here
• It's Me That You Need
• It's Tough To Be a God
• Jack Rabbit
• Jamaica Jerk Off
• January
• Japanese Hands
• Je Veux De La Tendresse
• Jimmie Rodgers' Dream
• Johnny B. Goode
• Just Like Belgium
• Just Like Noah's Ark
• Just Like Strange Rain
• Karmatron
• Keep It a Mystery
• Kiss The Bride
• Lady D'Arbanville
• Lady Samantha
• Lady, What's Tomorrow
• Last Night
• Last To Arrive
• Latitude
• Learn To Fly (feat. Surfaces)
• Leather Jackets
• Legal Boys
• Les Aveux
• Let Me Be Your Car
• Levon
• Li'l 'Frigerator
• Lies
• Like Father Like Son
• Little Island
• Little Jeannie
• Live By The Sword (feat. The Rolling Stones)
• Live Like Horses
• Lonely Boy
• Long Way From Happiness
• Look Ma No Hands
• Looking Up
• Lord Of The Flies
• Love Adventure
• Love Builds a Garden
• Love Is a Cannibal
• Love Is Here To Stay
• Love Is Worth Waiting For
• Love Letters
• Love Of The Common People
• Love So Cold
• Love Song
• Love's Got a Lot To Answer For
• Lovesick
• Loving You Is Sweeter Than Ever
• Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds
• Made For Me
• Made In England
• Madman Across The Water
• Madness
• Mama Can't Buy You Love
• Man
• Mandalay Again
• Mansfield
• Marching In Milan
• Medicine Man
• Medley Yell Help Wednesday Night Ugly
• Mellow
• Memory Of Love
• Merry Christmas (feat. Ed Sheeran)
• Merry Christmas Maggie Thatcher
• Mexican Vacation (Kids In The Candlelight)
• Michelle's Song
• Midnight Creeper
• Mona Lisas And Mad Hatters
• Mona Lisas And Mad Hatters (part 2)
• Monkey Suit
• Mr. Frantic
• My Baby Loves Lovin'
• My Elusive Drug
• My Father's Gun
• My Heart Dances
• My Kind Of Hell
• My Quicksand
• My Strongest Suit
• My Valentine
• Natural Sinner
• Neanderthal Man
• Never Gonna Fall In Love Again
• Never Too Late
• Never Too Old (To Hold Somebody) (feat. Leon Russell)
• Nice And Slow
• Nikita
• No Monsters
• No Shoestring On Louise
• No Valentines
• Nobody Wins
• Not Me
• O, Ik Ken U
• Oceans Away
• Old '67
• Old Friend
• On Dark Street
• One Day At a Time
• One Horse Town
• One More Arrow
• ONE OF ME (feat. Lil Nas X)
• Orbit (feat. SG Lewis)
• Orchestral Finale
• Ordinary Man (feat. Ozzy Osbourne)
• Original Sin
• Oscar Wilde Gets Out
• Out Of The Blue
• Pain
• Paris
• Part Time Love
• Passengers
• Peter's Song
• Philadelphia Freedom
• Phoenix
• Pinball Wizard
• Pinky
• Planes
• Please
• Poor Cow
• Porch Swing In Tupelo
• Postcards From Richard Nixon
• Princess
• Queen
• Queen Of Cities
• Quick Joey Small
• Razor Face
• Recover Your Soul
• Red
• Regimental Sergeant Zippo
• Religion
• Remember
• Reminds Me Of You
• Restless
• Return To Paradise
• Reverie
• Rock And Roll Madona
• Rock Me When He's Gone
• Rocket Man
• Rocket Man (I Think It's Going To Be a Long, Long Time)
• Rollercoaster
• Rolling Western Union
• Rope Around a Fool
• Rotten Peaches
• Roy Rogers
• Runaway Train
• Sacrifice
• Sad (feat. PNAU)
• Sad Songs (Say So Much)
• Sail Me Away
• Sails
• Saint
• Salvation
• Sand And Water
• Sara's Coming Back
• Sartorial Eloquence
• Satellite
• Saturday Night's Alright (For Fighting)
• Saturday Sun
• Sausage Rolls For Everyone (feat. LadBaby & Ed Sheeran)
• Scarecrow
• Screw You
• Season Of Rain
• Seasons
• Shakey Ground
• Shine
• Shine On Through
• Shoot Down The Moon
• Shooting Star
• Shoulder Holster
• Sick City
• Signed Sealed Delivered
• Simple Life
• Simple Things (feat. Brandi Carlile)
• Since God Invented Girls
• Sing Me No Sad Songs
• Sitting Doing Nothing
• Sixty Years On
• Skyline Pigeon
• Slave
• Sleeping With The Past
• Slow Down Georgie (She's Poison)
• Slow Rivers
• Smokestack Children
• Snookeroo
• Snow Queen
• So Sad The Renegade
• Social Disease
• Solar Prestige a Gammon
• Some Other World
• Someday Out Of The Blue
• Someone Saved My Life Tonight
• Someone To Watch Over Me
• Someone's Final Song
• Something About The Way You Look Tonight
• Son Of Your Father
• Song For Guy
• Song For You
• Sorry Seems To Be The Hardest Word
• Soul Glove
• Speechless (feat. Lady GaGa)
• Spirit In The Sky
• Spiteful Child
• Spotlight
• Stan
• Stand By Your Man
• Steal Away Child
• Step Into Christmas
• Stinker
• Stolen Car (feat. Stevie Nicks)
• Stones Throw From Hurtin'
• Stormbringer
• Strangers
• Street Boogie
• Street Kids
• Sugar On The Floor
• Suit Of Wolves
• Suzie (Dramas)
• Sweat It Out
• Sweet Honesty
• Sweet Painted Lady
• Sweetheart On Parade
• Symmetry of Two Hearts (feat. Bright Light Bright Light)
• Tactics
• Take Me Back
• Take Me Down To The Ocean
• Take Me To The Pilot
• Take This Dirty Water
• Taking The Sun From My Eyes
• Talking Old Soldiers
• Tambourine
• Tartan Coloured Lady
• Té de Mon
• Teacher I Need You
• Teardrops
• Telegraph To The Afterlife
• Tell Me What the Papers Say
• Tell Me When The Whistle Blows
• Texan Love Song
• Thank You For All Your Loving
• That's What Friends Are For
• The Ballad Of Blind Tom
• The Ballad Of Danny Bailey
• The Best Part Of The Day
• The Big Picture
• The Bitch Is Back
• The Bridge
• The Cage
• The Camera Never Lies
• The Captain And The Kid
• The Diving Board
• The Emperor's New Clothes
• The End Will Come
• The Flowers Will Never Die
• The Fox
• The Goaldigger Song
• The Gods Love Nubia (Aida)
• The Greatest Discovery
• The Heart Of Every Girl
• The King Must Die
• The Last Good Man In My Life
• The Last Song
• The Letter
• The Man Who Never Died
• The Measure Of a Man
• The Messenger
• The Muse
• The New Fever Waltz
• The North
• The North Star
• The One
• The Open Chord
• The Pacifier
• The Panic In Me
• The Perfect Love
• The Pink Phantom (feat. Gorillaz & 6LACK)
• The Power
• The Retreat
• The Scaffold
• The Show Must Go On
• The Tide Will Turn For Rebecca
• The Trail We Blaze
• The Wasteland
• The Wide-eyed And Laughing
• Theme From a Non-existant TV Series
• There Is Still a Little Love
• There's No Tomorrow
• There's Still Time For Me
• They Call Her The Cat
• Things Only Get Better With Love
• This Song Has No Title
• This Town
• This Train Don't Stop There Anymore
• Three Way Love Affair
• Through The Storm
• Thunder In The Night
• Ticking
• Time Has Told Me
• Timothy
• Tinderbox
• Tiny Dancer
• Tonight
• Too Low For Zero
• Too Many Tears
• Too Young
• Tortured
• Tower Of Babel
• Town Of Plenty
• Travellin' Band
• True Love
• Trust Me
• Turn The Lights Out When You Leave
• Turn To Me
• Two Fingers of Whiskey (feat. Jack White)
• Two Of a Kind
• Two Rooms At The End Of The World
• Understanding Women
• United We Stand
• Up Around The Bend
• Val-hala
• Variation On Friends
• Velvet Fountain
• Victim Of Love
• Voyeur
• Wake Up Wendy
• Warm Love In a Cold World
• Watching The Planes Go By
• Way To Blue
• We All Fall In Love Sometimes
• Weight Of The World
• Western Ford Gateway
• Whatever Gets You Through The Night
• When a Woman Doesn't Want You
• When I Think About Love (I Think About You)
• When I Was Tealby Abbey
• When Love Is Dying
• When The First Tear Shows
• When The Money's Gone
• Whenever You're Ready (We'll Go Steady Again)
• Where Have All The Good Times Gone
• Where It's At
• Where To Now St Peter
• Where's The Shoorah
• Whipping Boy
• Whispers
• White Christmas
• White Lady White Powder
• White Man Danger
• Whitewash County
• Who Wears These Shoes?
• Wicked Dreams
• Wild Love
• Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow
• Without Question
• Wonderful Crazy Night
• Woolly Bully
• Wouldn't Have You Any Other Way (NYC)
• Wrap Her Up
• Writing
• Written In The Stars
• Yesterday When I Was Young
• You Can Make History (Young Again)
• You Gotta Love Someone
• You'll Be Sorry To See Me Go
• You're So Static
• Young Gifted And Black
• Your Sister Can't Twist (But She Can Rock 'N' Roll)
• Your Song
• Your Song (feat. Alessandro Safina)
• Your Starter For...
• Zorba The Greek